I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Still dying that you shit outside
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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