Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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