I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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