would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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