This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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