I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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