I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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