He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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