i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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