it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Randomize