Jerry, you need to find god
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
this hospital has no fireball
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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