Yo dont text me then not text me
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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