Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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