Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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