just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I cockslap morals
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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