school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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