The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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