if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Sorry my hands just texted you
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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