We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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