Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
sex in a hospital.. check
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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