We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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