So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
