I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
i think my cat just said my name.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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