My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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