Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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