i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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