oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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