you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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