VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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