nut hugger
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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