how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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