Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Just took my morning after pill in the library
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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