we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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