can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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