I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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