girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I cut my penus on the lid.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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