My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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