So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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