He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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