is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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