About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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