check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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