Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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