Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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