smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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