I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm at about main and main street
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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