i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
smell my finger.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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