it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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