: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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