White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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