just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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