I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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