how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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