Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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