Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
We have started to decorate penises.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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