Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I wish i was in the wii world.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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