I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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